If you are an a-lister and went to the Oscars you're biggest problem would have been to land your private jet in an airport,this is the time of the year when these egomaniacs fly in from around the world in their individually designed Gulf Stream or whatever jet of their choice to attend the USA film awards,their carbon footprint doesn't worry them,they couldn't give a rats as long as they walk the red carpet, get their narcissism massaged,drink and consume expensive champagne and the finest Russian caviar and then have the audacity to lecture us about climate change and saving the planet.These "Jetsetters" are as genuine as a three dollar bill,but they always seem so happy,of cause they are happy,they have been snorting the best quality blow you can get on the market,you would be smiling to if you just did four train tracks of PURO from Bolivia.

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